she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
