I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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