We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
