i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize
