I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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