He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize