hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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