Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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