u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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