Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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