Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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