But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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