do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Randomize
