i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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