I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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