Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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