I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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