i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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