...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So much rum. So many feels.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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