Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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