remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i believe in u and ur pee
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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