im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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