I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
