omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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