Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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