She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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