Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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