if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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