You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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