How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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