is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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