I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You don't make any sense
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