I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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