Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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