Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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