FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
don't judge my taste in strippers
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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