does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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