Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
