can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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