Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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