i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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