He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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