im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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