Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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