Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
someone owes me an orgasm
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
We’re leaving where are you
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