im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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