Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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