This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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