The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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