Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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