did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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