Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Porn is love you can see.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
