ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I need to calm my uterus...
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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