I need help removing her.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The best revenge is premature balding
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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