His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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