remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
the room spins SO much faster in panama
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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